Collecting Christmas Ornaments Pillows

A season for Santas

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

I owe you an apology for not believing you have back pain.

"Well, if you expect me to be good, you'll have to bring me something better than the rubbish I got last year!"

The Magi: Christmas, 1993

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Ernie loves to decorate his Christmas tree. He starts by untangling and testing a string of lights. Every year he makes new popcorn and cranberry garlands. He has to find the right spot for each family heirloom ornament. Now, should I finish it off with Johnny Depp or Beyonce? Ernie has his own idea about putting a star on top!

Santa vs traffic warden...

Vladimir Putin offers Uncle Sam a bauble with Donald Trump's head on it.

Mistletoe and Mistlefoot

'He's made of polly-ethelene.'

Yuletide

"What the... you brought the wrong bag!"

Elf Tortures Santa.

'I keep having this nightmare where I'm old and fat, haven't shaved in years and wherever I go, kids are bugging me for toys.'

'I want romance, passion, love.' - 'Tangible things only, Buddy.'

'Merry Christmas' Fairy climbing her way up a Christmas tree

Santa's Mask Problem

"They're either trying to celebrate my birthday or kill me."

"Excuse me, is this a smoking area?"

"I'm still waiting on that pony."

Mouse Christmas

'Have you been here long?'

That a garden gnome had Pebbles in a headlock did not horrify Ms. Otis nearly as much as her neighbor's very poor taste in lawn decor.

Night Before Christmas

"Hi honey, I'm gnome!"

"…And your job, of course, is to enter through the chimney!"

"How am I supposed to guide the sleigh with this mask on?"

Santa's Snowmen Bodyguards