Collecting Car Ornaments Prints

Car Bonnet Lady

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

"It's a sports car. It's supposed to be uncomfortable."

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

"We argue a lot about money--her library fines, my antique car collection..."

'I've brought my car in to have the brake system adjusted.'

"Got any new monster trucks?"

"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car."

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

Rolls Royce with a figure of a businessman on the front.

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

Ernie loves to decorate his Christmas tree. He starts by untangling and testing a string of lights. Every year he makes new popcorn and cranberry garlands. He has to find the right spot for each family heirloom ornament. Now, should I finish it off with Johnny Depp or Beyonce? Ernie has his own idea about putting a star on top!

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

"I'm sorry Joet...I shouldn't be mad. In fact, congratulations! You saved your money. You deserve the finest ride on the planet."

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

'I just want to warn you if you buy this, you may never again know if people like you for you or your corvette.'

'I love that new horse smell.'

Winding up a car window.

Vladimir Putin offers Uncle Sam a bauble with Donald Trump's head on it.

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."