Collecting Gaming Magazines Pillows

Homo Gamus

"How can you be out of wings?"

The Fourth Little Pig

Herman Mankiewicz

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

The Working Woman's Magazine

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

'It's our own consumer confidence test. Throw some nickels out and if they're picked up in 5 minutes confidence is really low!'

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

Wiener Dog . . . Dog Wiener

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

'Pray for me.'

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Waiting Room Quarterly

Peter

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Atomic Bear: Part 13

Dog ignores angry cat.

The Leafs win the Cup!