Collecting Gaming Magazines Gifts

Homo Gamus

"How can you be out of wings?"

Herman Mankiewicz

The Fourth Little Pig

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

The Working Woman's Magazine

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

'It's our own consumer confidence test. Throw some nickels out and if they're picked up in 5 minutes confidence is really low!'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

'Pray for me.'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Waiting Room Quarterly

Dog ignores angry cat.

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Peter

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike