Collecting Auto Magazines Gifts

"I'm mailing a care package. It's important that our soldiers overseas know we're still thinking about 'em. It's my contribution to the war effort."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

The Working Woman's Magazine

Homo Gamus

Waiting Room Quarterly

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

Prayboy

Alien Beauty Magazine

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

On the cover of Sports Illustrated - Envy

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

"It's finally happened. This magazine has more subscription cards than pages!"

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

Kate knew she should be focused on developing her industry knowledge, but she was faced with a critical dilemma.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

News and Magazines. Record Debt. Dollar Down. How can the dollar be weak when we've been giving it such a good workout?

Old Man Journal

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 8)

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

"Who knew a lifeless box could spread such fear? It came from the mailbox."

'My ex-boyfriend is just here to pick up his bodybuilding magazines. You can come in if you promise not to pick a fight.'

Self Magazine,

"Here's the deal: two big movies in 3 years, some TV cameos, then a comfy 10 years half life as you decay on supermarket glamour magazine covers."

I advertised in What Cow!

'I've brought my car in to have the brake system adjusted.'

"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car."

"Boy, I wish I had brought some magazines..."

Plug: ' OHHH, Baby Baby.'

I can't wait till they get one of those things...

"Of all the times to stall."

Subscription Insert Births