Adult Magazine Collector Gifts

Plug: ' OHHH, Baby Baby.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

The Fourth Little Pig

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Welcome Spring.

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

Bears catching fish

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

'Super Dog'

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'What clan do you belong to?'

The Working Woman's Magazine

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'