Magazine Cover Collector Gifts

If Only Magazine: The Pot Belly Is In!

Clown on bike.

The Working Woman's Magazine

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Hay Rides $10

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Fossil record player.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

A crab with a utility knife claw

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Waiting Room Quarterly

Lavatory Waterfall

Prayboy

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Alien Beauty Magazine

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

"It's finally happened. This magazine has more subscription cards than pages!"

On the cover of Sports Illustrated - Envy

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

Woman in bed with catalogue of worries.

Kate knew she should be focused on developing her industry knowledge, but she was faced with a critical dilemma.

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

Monkey Business

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'