Contemporary Collector Gifts

'I'm not sure if I'm qualified to be sniffy about this one.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Early Colour TV

Wagging Dog

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

The original paperless office

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Pre-Television Man Caves

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

JET (Part I)

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Doulton Canada Geese

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

Over-reaction Man.

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"We never talk anymore."

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

Pre-Bay

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'Somebody offered him £25.000.00 for the rag he cleans his brushes with.'

Easel thoughts of CEOs galore.