Catalog Collectors Gifts

Who wants to suggest our next book? This month is busy. Ditto. How about a poetry collection? Better yet?

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

The Dorrie Decimal System

The Working Woman's Magazine

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

Divine Desk Bins

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

'A is for Arse.'

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Waiting Room Quarterly

Prayboy

'Once upon a time there was a really lousy editor name Sue. Sue was lazy and stupid, so she was fired, and her boss lived happily ever after. The end.'

"I have an app for that."

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

Alien Beauty Magazine

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

'And that,and that,and that...'

You trip on it, you buy it.

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Home Sweet Second Home.

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

On the cover of Sports Illustrated - Envy

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

Woman in bed with catalogue of worries.

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

Kate knew she should be focused on developing her industry knowledge, but she was faced with a critical dilemma.

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."