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"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

The Dorrie Decimal System

The Working Woman's Magazine

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Divine Desk Bins

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

'A is for Arse.'

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Waiting Room Quarterly

Prayboy

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

Alien Beauty Magazine

"I have an app for that."

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

'And that,and that,and that...'

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

On the cover of Sports Illustrated - Envy

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

You trip on it, you buy it.

Home Sweet Second Home.

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

Woman in bed with catalogue of worries.

Kate knew she should be focused on developing her industry knowledge, but she was faced with a critical dilemma.

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."