Brochure Collector Gifts

"Thanks for spending me hours showing me all the brochures...now I think I'll go and buy my tour on the internet."

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

Here's the college for me! It's totally green. Let's see. I though you wanted warm weather. Look at the brochure. There's no snow in any of the pictures. The school is in Minnesota. Wow! Early signs of global warming. Who knew it hit college brochures first?

I'm forgetting which college is which. Their brochures are all alike. University of. It's always fall or spring. Apply! There's always a multi-cultural group of kids hanging out. There's always a girl in goggles working in a science lab with an ethnic-looking prof. It's reassuring. They all celebrate their diversity in the exact same way! And charge the exact same for it!

"I believe you provide free brochures and advice."

"George, that view in the brochure? It was painted on."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Flyfishing for dummies.

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

Bearded Leftie.

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

'And that,and that,and that...'

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'You're looking in the wrong section.'

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

Woman in bed with catalogue of worries.

'look at my new business cards! The old ones weren't big enough for all my information.'

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

"We specialize in corporate slogans, business brochures and annual reports to shareholders..."

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

Home Business - Business Cards.

'You're just in time. But your attaché case is late again.'

Constitution of the United States (First Draft)

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.

Chief Buyer - I'm busy dump your card with the others

Tour of Cathedrals.

'Gentlemen, my card! I'm a lawyer.'

John Herschel

"I'm taking me voucher and going to circus school."

"We offer video games, snacks, t-shirts, coffee mugs, beer and wine. Oh, and we also we have a movie."

Go there Travel Agency.

"I no longer worry about my new car getting dinged in the parking lot."