'Why not invest that money in 'Tooth Fairy PLC'? Send for a prospectus now.'
Collecting Brochures Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who loves collecting brochures? Our collection features witty and charming items perfect for enthusiasts. Celebrate their unique hobby with t-shirts, mugs, pillows, and prints that showcase their passion in a lighthearted way.
"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "
"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."
"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."
Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker
King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.
Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.
My Bookshelf Before the Internet
"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."
"Meet The Author"
"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."
Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.
'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'
"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"
Victor Hugo
Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.
'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'
J. R. R. Tolkien
Rare Books
Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'
'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.
"It turns out everyone here is self-published."
Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.
Characters jumping out of a book.
Great British Eccentrics.
Flyfishing for dummies.
Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge
Do it yourself books.
Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.
"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"
Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten
Sock Puppet in Literature
Sue the Author 3PM
"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."
'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'
Collecting Brochures Gifts Collection
Collecting Brochures Mugs
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Collecting Brochures Prints
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