Brochure Connoisseur Gifts

"We specialize in corporate slogans, business brochures and annual reports to shareholders..."

Men's business romper.

'Well, your guess is as good as mine. Almost.'

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

25¢ Ride the Pony

'I preferred her in the margarine commercial.'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

Creative department ?

'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.'

'I have too much power... but I'm not complaining.'

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

"It's hard to deal with because it keeps mutating... not the virus... tax law!"

"As you can see, the company's performance has been strong."

'Profit or non-profit?'

"$68,000? You said that deceptive ad would cost me $23,000."

Chimp with mail-order anthill.

"Thanks for spending me hours showing me all the brochures...now I think I'll go and buy my tour on the internet."

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

"It's not just a special advertising section,- it's a very special advertising section."

Go there Travel Agency.

"Oh, he talks the talk, but he just doesn't walk the walk."

'I can't identify with any brand emotionally!'

"Miss Robins, get me a ladder and a hacksaw, if you will, please."

"Look, it's the managerial merry-go-round!"

But the brochures says breakfast in bed! Yes, only if you carry your bed down to the dining room!

"Gucci, Gucci, Gucci."

'Then go ahead with the merger/Pineapple will be fine/Make them the offer we discussed/All right dear, then vegetable soup/How many shares are outstanding?/Of course they'll like the vegetable soup...'

"You should feel honoured. I don't sue anyone."