Brochure Skeptic Gifts

'We can't even sue! It's just as the brochure said - sand ,sea ,sun ,solitude... '

"Your brochure led me to believe it'd have a more temperate climate."

But the brochures says breakfast in bed! Yes, only if you carry your bed down to the dining room!

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

CATCHY NAME

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

Next semester I have "The Frito-lay

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

Cold caller.

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

"We specialize in corporate slogans, business brochures and annual reports to shareholders..."

"Multi-level marketing!"

Corporate Advertising Agency: WEEKLY SCAM MEETING

"Is really wet, here!"

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

Cash Rebate

"It's as though everything nice about you had been just some kind of introductory offer."

"Social service teams are claiming that they can't recruit workers because of the vicious, biased reports we write about them!"

Sales company

"...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys really don't have a ray gun...no, this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant..."

"I was supposed to prepare your year-end review but I figured youe sales chart would just save me the trouble."

'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'

Your weight. See, it's up not down. I told you "thin crust" pizza did not mean it would magically slim you.

"The improvement is the higher price."

The Sponsored Skier

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

"On the web it clearly said, 'one mile from the beach'."

"It's flu season, so you'll probably get sick. To repeat: You... will... get... sick. And when you do, there's Helpaflu."

"On what planet do you imagine this would be funny?"

'When will you learn? You're only paying for the label!'

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."