Brochure Skeptic Gifts

'We can't even sue! It's just as the brochure said - sand ,sea ,sun ,solitude... '

But the brochures says breakfast in bed! Yes, only if you carry your bed down to the dining room!

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

CATCHY NAME

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

"Multi-level marketing!"

"We specialize in corporate slogans, business brochures and annual reports to shareholders..."

Cold caller.

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

"Social service teams are claiming that they can't recruit workers because of the vicious, biased reports we write about them!"

Cash Rebate

Corporate Advertising Agency: WEEKLY SCAM MEETING

"It's as though everything nice about you had been just some kind of introductory offer."

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

"Is really wet, here!"

Sales company

"I was supposed to prepare your year-end review but I figured youe sales chart would just save me the trouble."

"...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys really don't have a ray gun...no, this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant..."

'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'

"The improvement is the higher price."

The Sponsored Skier

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

"It's flu season, so you'll probably get sick. To repeat: You... will... get... sick. And when you do, there's Helpaflu."

"On what planet do you imagine this would be funny?"

"On the web it clearly said, 'one mile from the beach'."

"Thanks to Trump, no one cares if we lie now in our advertisements or press releases."

"It's not as good a deal as it sounds - it's based on THEIR lifetime."

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

"They're 60 per cent wool, 30 per cent nylon, 35 percent interest..."

'When will you learn? You're only paying for the label!'