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Go there Travel Agency.

'How fast can you hype?'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

We're putting on a subtraction.

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

As Seen Watching TV

"Charles has offered his personal image for us to project as our corporate image."

"I believe in consistent branding."

London Olympics.

"We specialize in corporate slogans, business brochures and annual reports to shareholders..."

"You see? You gotta turn it counter-clockwise."

We're polishing our brand.

'I've been made junior partner.'

"You'll get an office, a pay increase and a set of bad nicknames from your colleagues."

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

"What we are looking for is some exciting advertising about our product."

"I'm in advertising. . ."

Here's the college for me! It's totally green. Let's see. I though you wanted warm weather. Look at the brochure. There's no snow in any of the pictures. The school is in Minnesota. Wow! Early signs of global warming. Who knew it hit college brochures first?

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

'Do you have any coupons?'

"I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters....that'll be £15,000."

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

'That's not in addition to your pension, that IS your pension.'

'Yes, it IS a powerful message....but we're selling dental floss.'

'Yes, I strongly believe in the concept of corporate identity. Why do you ask'?