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'How fast can you hype?'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

As Seen Watching TV

"Charles has offered his personal image for us to project as our corporate image."

"I believe in consistent branding."

London Olympics.

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

"You'll get an office, a pay increase and a set of bad nicknames from your colleagues."

We're polishing our brand.

"We specialize in corporate slogans, business brochures and annual reports to shareholders..."

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

'I've been made junior partner.'

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

"What we are looking for is some exciting advertising about our product."

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

'Do you have any coupons?'

"I'm in advertising. . ."

"I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters....that'll be £15,000."

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

'That's not in addition to your pension, that IS your pension.'

'Yes, it IS a powerful message....but we're selling dental floss.'

'Yes, I strongly believe in the concept of corporate identity. Why do you ask'?

'I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?'