Breadcrumb Enthusiast T-Shirts

The Plain Bread Crumbs Festival is a dud.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Here are today's leading factoids, and I'm Skip Shumaker, spoon-feeding them to you!"

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Bus for Giraffes.

'This makes things very messy. He's claiming he programmed the lunchroom toaster to do muffins.'

Road work next 15 years.

"What they lose on the swings we gain on the roundabouts."

RAF plane ride.

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"Why, this broth we made is magnificent!"

'I'm not waiting for luggage; I just bring the kids here to play.'

Yeahhhh, I've goofed-off at the fax machine, laser printer, copier, but I'm a traditionist. Nothing beats the watercooler!

"Hava Nagila" go-round.

'We've isolated the gene for breadcrumbs!'

Nutcracker going home

'This pole dancing is fun.'

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

"So, let's start with your need to refer to your 'Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder' as 'C.D.O.' just so that it is in Alphabetical order."

A baggage carousel

Go there Travel Agency.

Bookie by Merry-Go-Round.

Recalculating!

Carousel Ride

"The presentation is dreadful."

Carousel Ponies.

Strong Winds