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Hansel and Gretel on the moon

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

'You really want that promotion, don't you, Sherman?'

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

Do you have any other skills?

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'Men order. . . women shop.'

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

'And finally. . . where do you see yourself on the food chain 5 years from now?'

"The boss can see you now."

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

'Thanks for the promotion offer but I was hoping to sleep my way to the top..'

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

'Henry has found his niche with us.'

'It's a difficult position to fill. Someone who's smarter than me - and smart enough to pretend not to know it.'

"Yes, I'm sure you do deserve further career advancement. But if I promote you again you'll have my job!"

'By the time I get to greener pastures, my lawn mower will be worn out,'

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

"The itsy-bitsy spider went up the corporate ladder. And he didn't care how many lives he ruined along the way. I know, this isn't the book Simon & Schuster wants. But it's the damn truth."

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

"Are we overthinking this?"

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

"Where do you see yourself five lives from now?"