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Hansel and Gretel on the moon

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

'You really want that promotion, don't you, Sherman?'

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

Do you have any other skills?

'And finally. . . where do you see yourself on the food chain 5 years from now?'

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'Men order. . . women shop.'

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

"The boss can see you now."

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

Baseball Fantasy League Draft. 27 Trout. Everybody wants that rare player who can do it all on their team. Yeah, a player that hits for average and hits for power! Who is also terrific with a glove and has a strong throwing arm. All along with having great speed! Excuse me, I just don't understand it. Why are you always making such a big deal over a five-tool player?!

'Thanks for the promotion offer but I was hoping to sleep my way to the top..'

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

'It's a difficult position to fill. Someone who's smarter than me - and smart enough to pretend not to know it.'

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

'Henry has found his niche with us.'

"The itsy-bitsy spider went up the corporate ladder. And he didn't care how many lives he ruined along the way. I know, this isn't the book Simon & Schuster wants. But it's the damn truth."

'By the time I get to greener pastures, my lawn mower will be worn out,'

"Yes, I'm sure you do deserve further career advancement. But if I promote you again you'll have my job!"

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

Pole Vault Rules

"Are we overthinking this?"

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'