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"Yes, that book does have a pause button. It's called a book mark."

"Have you ever thought about getting an e-reader?"

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Reading my Critics

"I try to write a little bit every day."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Two Generations of Readers

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

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'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

"There goes our early night."

God's Sticky Notes

Meet the author

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

'LOVELY school. But where's the library?' 'What's a library?'

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

Learn yourself English.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

Boy carrying Samuel Richardson's 'Clarissa' for his mistress