Bookmark Enthusiast Pillows

"Yes, that book does have a pause button. It's called a book mark."

"Have you ever thought about getting an e-reader?"

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Reading my Critics

"I try to write a little bit every day."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Two Generations of Readers

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

Page not found...

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

"There goes our early night."

God's Sticky Notes

Meet the author

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

'LOVELY school. But where's the library?' 'What's a library?'

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

Learn yourself English.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

Boy carrying Samuel Richardson's 'Clarissa' for his mistress