Bookmark Enthusiast Gifts

"Yes, that book does have a pause button. It's called a book mark."

"Have you ever thought about getting an e-reader?"

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Victor Hugo

Reading my Critics

"I try to write a little bit every day."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

Two Generations of Readers

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

Page not found...

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

"There goes our early night."

Meet the author

God's Sticky Notes

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

'LOVELY school. But where's the library?' 'What's a library?'

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

Learn yourself English.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

Boy carrying Samuel Richardson's 'Clarissa' for his mistress

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.