Playbook Enthusiast Gifts

'... and when I hand you the ball, Ernie, don't try anything fancy. Just lower that head of yours and run straight ahead.'

'Everyone has a game plan, Sims. Yours, strangely, looks like the Pittsburgh Steelers' offensive.'

Head Coach Interviews

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

'Bring out yer books!'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Two Generations of Readers

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'Read any good Apps lately?'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

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"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

"Can you sign this copy I downloaded off the internet?"

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

'I want to buy a self help eBook. Can you help me to download it to my eBook reader?'

'You were a book all along.'

"I just dusted off all our books. Apparently, we haven't read a book offline in a long time."

"Today we learn all about books. Does everyone have their tablets?"

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

"The 'Times' called his novel 'downloadable'."

Modern Studying

"In case I need to jot done an idea in the night."

"No - wait, I haven't read them all yet..."

"Mom, I can't get this book to turn on."

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."