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No, I don't think we need to run this play be the legal department first.

'... and when I hand you the ball, Ernie, don't try anything fancy. Just lower that head of yours and run straight ahead.'

'Everyone has a game plan, Sims. Yours, strangely, looks like the Pittsburgh Steelers' offensive.'

Head Coach Interviews

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

'Bring out yer books!'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Two Generations of Readers

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'Read any good Apps lately?'

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"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

I just reread a great book I downloaded from Amazon about five years ago. You rekindled an old relationship!

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"I guess that's the place for people too poor to afford a kindle, huh dad?"

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

"Can you sign this copy I downloaded off the internet?"

'Okay, who knows how to solve for 'X'?'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

'I want to buy a self help eBook. Can you help me to download it to my eBook reader?'

Books*. *Batteries not included.

'You were a book all along.'

"I just dusted off all our books. Apparently, we haven't read a book offline in a long time."

"Today we learn all about books. Does everyone have their tablets?"

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

"The 'Times' called his novel 'downloadable'."

Today 5 -7. Meet the eAuthor.

"In case I need to jot done an idea in the night."

I don't know what it is, but it's a textbook case of something.