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'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Not that net!'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Read any good Apps lately?'

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

Note Book

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

"I guess that's the place for people too poor to afford a kindle, huh dad?"

"I compose using post it notes!"

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

Essex computer.

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

'I want to buy a self help eBook. Can you help me to download it to my eBook reader?'

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

"I'm just making a few behavioral notes in my journal, then I'll chase him."

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"I just dusted off all our books. Apparently, we haven't read a book offline in a long time."

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"Maybe you're right. Maybe the multiple exclamation points come across as over excited and insincere."

'I think he is a composer.'

"The 'Times' called his novel 'downloadable'."

When pedants take a break.

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."

"In case I need to jot done an idea in the night."

'My prescription: digital textbooks.'

STRIP Hambone: "System been down long?"

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

"Sorry, closed today. Our humans are down."