Bookmark Collector Gifts

'There's no such thing as a winning lottery ticket, it's all a hoax.'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Sign my yearbook?"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

Divine Desk Bins

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'A is for Arse.'

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"Who has removed the appendix from the medical text book?"

'Once upon a time there was a really lousy editor name Sue. Sue was lazy and stupid, so she was fired, and her boss lived happily ever after. The end.'

Brick Salesman

"I have an app for that."

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

You trip on it, you buy it.