Bookmark Collector Mugs

'There's no such thing as a winning lottery ticket, it's all a hoax.'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Sign my yearbook?"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Divine Desk Bins

'A is for Arse.'

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Brick Salesman

"Who has removed the appendix from the medical text book?"

"I have an app for that."

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

Home Sweet Second Home.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."