Collecting Bookmarks Mugs

Law book with a devil's tail bookmark.

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

Pandemic reading

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet The Author"

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Victor Hugo

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

J. R. R. Tolkien

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Rare Books

Where Indian ink came from.

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Characters jumping out of a book.

Great British Eccentrics.

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

Sock Puppet in Literature

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"