Bookmark Enthusiasts Pillows

And, hey presto! We have a bookmark!

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Two Generations of Readers

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

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Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

So You've Cloned Yourself

God's Sticky Notes

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

'LOVELY school. But where's the library?' 'What's a library?'

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

The Month of August

"I guess that's the place for people too poor to afford a kindle, huh dad?"

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

'I want to buy a self help eBook. Can you help me to download it to my eBook reader?'

Reading in the rain.

'Oh-oh - it's the old good librarian, bad librarian routine.'

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

Hi again

'Why would all these people line up for a library sale?'

Books*. *Batteries not included.

"I just dusted off all our books. Apparently, we haven't read a book offline in a long time."

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

Inbox and outbox for books

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

Amnesiacs Convention.

"The 'Times' called his novel 'downloadable'."

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

Medical Books ( sore subjects ).