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Hansel and Gretel Day School.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Motor Tourism

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

Hither and Yon sign

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Airplane Mode.

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Nature Lovers

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

Recalculating

An Easter Island Head has been added to the four Presidents at Mount Rushmore.

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

The next fast train has gone.

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

'Will that be coach?'

"I can't stop it, so I may as well try to cash in on the tourism boom..."

"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"You could say I'm a real Sphinxster."

Ultimately love would find her...

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"