Breadcrumb Trail Lover Gifts

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Hither and Yon sign

Motor Tourism

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Airplane Mode.

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Nature Lovers

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

An Easter Island Head has been added to the four Presidents at Mount Rushmore.

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

Recalculating

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

The next fast train has gone.

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

'Will that be coach?'

Filling up.

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."

"I can't stop it, so I may as well try to cash in on the tourism boom..."

Ultimately love would find her...

"You could say I'm a real Sphinxster."