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"Hava Nagila" go-round.

Polieman booking a child on a carousel.

"What they lose on the swings we gain on the roundabouts."

Misery Go Round

Traffic polieceman at a carousel.

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Two ride limit, Mr. President."

A baggage carousel

'What's the matter? Is it your crippling fear of circular motions?'

'Don't they get bored going round-and-round like that all day?'

'Psst, we're making a break for it on Tuesday, you guys in?'

'I'm not waiting for luggage; I just bring the kids here to play.'

Carousel Ponies.

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Turn, turn and turn.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

25¢ Ride the Pony

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

The Day Trader

Roller Coasters

The interminable!

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

Stock market ups and downs.

RAF plane ride.

'That was your grandfather -- his catapult went off while he was cleaning it.'

"Dad, raise your hands to the sky."

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.