Celebratory Cartwheel Enthusiast T-Shirts

'He decided to celebrate meeting his QOF targets by doing a cartwheel...wrecked his knee and has to wait 26 weeks to see a consultant.'

"What's a patent?"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Arts and crafts

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Do you suppose this is art or science?

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

25¢ Ride the Pony

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

"What they lose on the swings we gain on the roundabouts."

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

Psychiatry. I keep thinking the same bad thoughts over and over! An "emotional baggage carousel"!

RAF plane ride.

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

Star-Spangled Danner Episode 4

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

Caveman creates wheel which he turns into a toilet seat.

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

'I'm not waiting for luggage; I just bring the kids here to play.'

Hamster.

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

Ug was to regret not seeing the potential of his new discovery.

"Hava Nagila" go-round.

Clown Airbags.

'This pole dancing is fun.'

"I gave you the wheel and this is what you did with it?"

"Look, it's the managerial merry-go-round!"

"Oh, gross! It squished a trilobite!"

'My latest invention -- the daisy wheel!'