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"I can always tell when Roger has had a good day."

"What's a patent?"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

"What they lose on the swings we gain on the roundabouts."

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

Hamster.

'I'm not waiting for luggage; I just bring the kids here to play.'

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

Ug was to regret not seeing the potential of his new discovery.

"Hava Nagila" go-round.

Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'

"I invented the wheel, but he invented the hubcap."

'Another day, another dollar.'

A baggage carousel

'We'll rotate them for free but you have to pay if you want 'em balanced.'

"Not bad idea! But no quit day job."

Bookie by Merry-Go-Round.

Caveman invents the wheel and uses it as a table.

Caveman Puncture

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

Carousel Ponies.