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Star-Spangled Danner Episode 4

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

Old West Bounty Hunter.

Bicycle Sidecar.

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

Speed Bumps.

"What they lose on the swings we gain on the roundabouts."

Psychiatry. I keep thinking the same bad thoughts over and over! An "emotional baggage carousel"!

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

Caveman creates wheel which he turns into a toilet seat.

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

'I'm not waiting for luggage; I just bring the kids here to play.'

"Hava Nagila" go-round.

"...Oh no, not you. You couldn't be satisfied with one saucepan..."

Clown Airbags.

'My latest invention -- the daisy wheel!'

A baggage carousel

"Oh, gross! It squished a trilobite!"

Sellers and Inspectors in Cuba

Bookie by Merry-Go-Round.

'Here's your wheel -- Now, would you be interested in purchasing a service contract?'

"I can always tell when Roger has had a good day."

Carousel Ponies.

"What do you mean I'm not allowed to take the bus?!"

Left Lane Must Turn Right, Right Lane Must Turn Left, Nice Try!

Fat Biker: 'Maybe I shouldn't trust this bridge that much.'

The SUV: A T-rex on wheels.

Walking the dog.

'Lesson number one, forget how your boyfriend told you to fasten your seat belt.'

"Two ride limit, Mr. President."

'...But I can't figure out how to get the darn things to stick to my feet!'

Congestion Evasion Device.

Traffic polieceman at a carousel.