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"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

"What's a patent?"

He won't sit, but he heels well.

Touring Cyclist

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

A smiling cyclist

Do you suppose this is art or science?

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

Star-Spangled Danner Episode 4

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

Caveman creates wheel which he turns into a toilet seat.

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

"I always wear 5 inch heels to a doctor's appointment. That makes me the perfect weight for my height."

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

Hamster.

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."

Ug was to regret not seeing the potential of his new discovery.