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"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"What's a patent?"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Touring Cyclist

Bob's Driving School.

A smiling cyclist

Do you suppose this is art or science?

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

25¢ Ride the Pony

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

The Hybrid

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

Star-Spangled Danner Episode 4

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

Caveman creates wheel which he turns into a toilet seat.

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

"How do you connect it to the wi-fi?"

2020 Panic Room

Hamster.

Ug was to regret not seeing the potential of his new discovery.

Clown Airbags.

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'