Chrome Wheel Connoisseur T-Shirts

"What's a patent?"

Touring Cyclist

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Bob's Driving School.

A smiling cyclist

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

25¢ Ride the Pony

The Hybrid

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

"How do you connect it to the wi-fi?"

2020 Panic Room

Hamster.

Ug was to regret not seeing the potential of his new discovery.

Clown Airbags.

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

"I invented the wheel, but he invented the hubcap."