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"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

Supply Chain

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Perfect."

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

Chicken Road Crossing

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

"I just got a new high-def television, but I can't enjoy it because I have low-def eyesight."

"They're both in telemarketing."

I can't wait till they get one of those things...

"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."

'My anger counselor wants to talk to your anger counselor.'

'It's a great invention, Mr. Bell, but the ringtone is sort of boring.'

"It'h thnowing. . .me no like thnow in thpring. . . "

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

"Of all the times to stall."

At home with the brass section.

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

"Come on, what would be the point of being a pilot fish if I couldn't wear cool pilot sunglasses?"

Human Resources...Cyborg Resources.