Chrome Aficionados Prints

"I ordered a chrome name plaque to make my bike special."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

Supply Chain

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

"Perfect."

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

Chicken Road Crossing

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

You've discovered how elderly dudes can keep picking up chicks? I've amended Giacomo's Theorem, yes. The pickup number is now direction proportional to age in instances where charm is also directly proportional to age. Journals from Milan to Vegas are publishing my findings. Of course, there's one flaw in my theory. Hold that thought, I feel some gas coming on. It won't apply to most dudes.

"I just got a new high-def television, but I can't enjoy it because I have low-def eyesight."

"They're both in telemarketing."

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

"Of all the times to stall."

'It's a great invention, Mr. Bell, but the ringtone is sort of boring.'

"So...are you still saving up to buy a 1964 Chevy Impala now that Joey has one?"

I can't wait till they get one of those things...

'My anger counselor wants to talk to your anger counselor.'

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"

"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."

"It'h thnowing. . .me no like thnow in thpring. . . "

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

At home with the brass section.

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

"Come on, what would be the point of being a pilot fish if I couldn't wear cool pilot sunglasses?"