Cartwheel Champion Gifts

"I can always tell when Roger has had a good day."

"What's a patent?"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Do you suppose this is art or science?

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

Bradley Wiggins

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

"What they lose on the swings we gain on the roundabouts."

Psychiatry. I keep thinking the same bad thoughts over and over! An "emotional baggage carousel"!

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

Star-Spangled Danner Episode 4

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

Hamster.

'I'm not waiting for luggage; I just bring the kids here to play.'

Ug was to regret not seeing the potential of his new discovery.

"Hava Nagila" go-round.

'They've been carpooling together for 30 years.'

A baggage carousel

"I invented the wheel, but he invented the hubcap."

'Another day, another dollar.'

Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'

'We'll rotate them for free but you have to pay if you want 'em balanced.'

Caveman invents the wheel and uses it as a table.

Bookie by Merry-Go-Round.

Og invents the port-a-potty.

"Not bad idea! But no quit day job."

Drug testing for Tour de France.

Carousel Ponies.

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'