Celebratory Cartwheel Enthusiast Mugs

'He decided to celebrate meeting his QOF targets by doing a cartwheel...wrecked his knee and has to wait 26 weeks to see a consultant.'

"What's a patent?"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Arts and crafts

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

25¢ Ride the Pony

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

"What they lose on the swings we gain on the roundabouts."

RAF plane ride.

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

Hamster.

'I'm not waiting for luggage; I just bring the kids here to play.'

Ug was to regret not seeing the potential of his new discovery.

"Hava Nagila" go-round.

Clown Airbags.

'My latest invention -- the daisy wheel!'

'This pole dancing is fun.'

"I invented the wheel, but he invented the hubcap."

A baggage carousel

"I gave you the wheel and this is what you did with it?"

"Oh, gross! It squished a trilobite!"