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RAF plane ride.

Carousel Ride

'This pole dancing is fun.'

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Clown on bike.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Clown God

Clown Face Painting

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Clown Skis.

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

'He specializes in funny bones.'

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

Children's Entertainer

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Clown Wedding with Rake

Beware of balloon dog.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

Giraffe Rollercoaster

25¢ Ride the Pony

'What's that funny smell?'

Bear Juggling Penguins.

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

"Now this is a dog park!"

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

No juggling allowed.