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Bookie by Merry-Go-Round.

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Litter Tray Training

'He's maturing early.'

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

"Doctor, I'm embarassed and concerned about my leakage problem."

"What's your occupation?"

Balloon dog poos.

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

Circus Act

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."