Carousel Enthusiasts Pillows

Bookie by Merry-Go-Round.

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'He's maturing early.'

Litter Tray Training

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

Balloon dog poos.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"What's your occupation?"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

Circus Act

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"Doctor, I'm embarassed and concerned about my leakage problem."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'