Brochure Detective T-Shirts

'Pauline - have you seen the brochures on the 'Lost Incas' - I can't find them anywhere.'

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

"We specialize in corporate slogans, business brochures and annual reports to shareholders..."

"Find out who put a 100 dollar bill in the suggestion box. This person has potential!"

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

"Arrr! I'm a product piracy victim! Someone sold me a faked parrot!"

Here's the college for me! It's totally green. Let's see. I though you wanted warm weather. Look at the brochure. There's no snow in any of the pictures. The school is in Minnesota. Wow! Early signs of global warming. Who knew it hit college brochures first?

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

"We need to talk about procrastination."

"$68,000? You said that deceptive ad would cost me $23,000."

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."

The Sleep of Reason Produces Bureaucracy

I'm forgetting which college is which. Their brochures are all alike. University of. It's always fall or spring. Apply! There's always a multi-cultural group of kids hanging out. There's always a girl in goggles working in a science lab with an ethnic-looking prof. It's reassuring. They all celebrate their diversity in the exact same way! And charge the exact same for it!

"Your brochure led me to believe it'd have a more temperate climate."

"Thanks for spending me hours showing me all the brochures...now I think I'll go and buy my tour on the internet."

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

"Okay, let's hear some weaknesses."

Go there Travel Agency.

"You can use Dave's cubicle. He has Seasonal Affective Disorder and won't be using it this winter. Whoa! I guess I'm wrong. There he is, hibernating under the desk!"

"'Love makes a Subaru a Subaru' my eye!"

"No matter what one says, a safe remains a good way to keep your money safe."

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

But the brochures says breakfast in bed! Yes, only if you carry your bed down to the dining room!