Brochure Detective Gifts

'Pauline - have you seen the brochures on the 'Lost Incas' - I can't find them anywhere.'

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

"We specialize in corporate slogans, business brochures and annual reports to shareholders..."

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

"Find out who put a 100 dollar bill in the suggestion box. This person has potential!"

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

"Arrr! I'm a product piracy victim! Someone sold me a faked parrot!"

"We need to talk about procrastination."

"$68,000? You said that deceptive ad would cost me $23,000."

The Sleep of Reason Produces Bureaucracy

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."

"Thanks for spending me hours showing me all the brochures...now I think I'll go and buy my tour on the internet."

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

"Okay, let's hear some weaknesses."

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

"Oh, great, the warranty is up."

"No matter what one says, a safe remains a good way to keep your money safe."

Go there Travel Agency.

"'Love makes a Subaru a Subaru' my eye!"

But the brochures says breakfast in bed! Yes, only if you carry your bed down to the dining room!

"You can use Dave's cubicle. He has Seasonal Affective Disorder and won't be using it this winter. Whoa! I guess I'm wrong. There he is, hibernating under the desk!"