Breadcrumb Detective Gifts

I told you so

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

Micro and Macro Department,

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

Don't forget to read the small print.

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

Devil in the detail

"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce."

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?'

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

When pedants take a break.

"The women on these dating sites don't seem to believe I'm a prince."

Forward Planning - The key to Success

'Fish fresh?' 'I don't know I've only been here two weeks .'

"What is this one - 'Two egg surprise'?"

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

'There's only one piece left. C'mon, we can figure this out.'

"This is Clint. He handles the small print!"

'We've isolated the gene for breadcrumbs!'

"How's this? 'Employee grants to Company, throughout the universe, the omniverse, including all fictional universes of parallel universes yet to be discovered...'"

"The little one? That's for small print!"

"Excuse me, is this the third turning on the left?"

"This franchise deal looks great! But I can't see the fine print."

"It's his body language. All I hear is snorting, burping, and ominous rumblings from his lower extremities."

"Oh, great, the warranty is up."

"I do, too, notice the little things, and most of them irritate me."

'I've got acid indigestion.'