Breadcrumb Detective Gifts

I told you so

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

Micro and Macro Department,

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

Don't forget to read the small print.

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

Devil in the detail

'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?'

"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce."

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

Military man has pigeons lined up in front of him.

When pedants take a break.

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

"The women on these dating sites don't seem to believe I'm a prince."

Forward Planning - The key to Success

'Fish fresh?' 'I don't know I've only been here two weeks .'

I'm sorry, sir, but the fact-checkers convention isn't until next week. Hotel.

"What is this one - 'Two egg surprise'?"

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

'There's only one piece left. C'mon, we can figure this out.'

"It's his body language. All I hear is snorting, burping, and ominous rumblings from his lower extremities."

"Oh, great, the warranty is up."

"This franchise deal looks great! But I can't see the fine print."

"This is Clint. He handles the small print!"

"How's this? 'Employee grants to Company, throughout the universe, the omniverse, including all fictional universes of parallel universes yet to be discovered...'"

"Excuse me, is this the third turning on the left?"

"The little one? That's for small print!"

'We've isolated the gene for breadcrumbs!'

"I do, too, notice the little things, and most of them irritate me."