Cataloguer Gifts

Library has a palindrome book section organized palindromically.

The Dorrie Decimal System

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

'And that,and that,and that...'

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Woman in bed with catalogue of worries.

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

"He can barely remember where he put his backpack, but he's got everything memorized in that holiday toy catalog."

'What terrible pre-Christmas gift catalogue have you got hold of now?'

Chimp with mail-order anthill.

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

While you're down there, Hon, see if we got the Belle Boudoir catalog.

'I just love mail order catalogues. It's so much easier to eat delivery people than to chase gazelle.'

'Let's face it - home shopping catalogues are marketed at old people...' - '...but with a bit of lateral thinking they could easily target busy young professionals.' - 'These 'bathing wipes', for example, mean I can now wash my lower half on the way to wo

"These are my leather-bound Hammacher Schlemmer catalogues."

'I ordered it from the catalog.'

'You're in luck. It comes in Large, Extra Large and Bowl Full Of Jelly.'

"Ambitions... to do everything by the book"

Gracie gets excited reading a toy catalogue when she realizes the CEO is a Latina.

"Hey, wanna get kinky and read each other's catalogues?"

'I wouldn't read that book, dear...it's only there to impress visitors.'

Who wants to suggest our next book? This month is busy. Ditto. How about a poetry collection? Better yet?

'An American Vignette Number 18' Sears catalogue 1948

"Oh, how thoughtful! You brought the Sears catalog with you!"

The Real Truth Why Adam and Eve Left the Garden of Eden

"Pick any three items and they're yours"

'Some achieve fame. I've achieved a stack of catalogs full of sticky notes.'

Seed Catalogue

'Oh, yeah that - I'm in the mail order business.'

"Has anyone ever mentioned……" "Yes."

Linen drapers trying to sell thier wares to a customer.

"It's from Neiman-Marcus. We've been pre-approved to receive their catalog."

Mail order shopping

"I'm worried. Christmas is still several months away and we haven't received a single gift catalog."