Canine Cataloguer Gifts

"Has anyone ever mentioned……" "Yes."

The Dorrie Decimal System

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

'And that,and that,and that...'

Good boy

Woman in bed with catalogue of worries.

"Now that's art!"

This is Roscoe, our first pooch

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

"He can barely remember where he put his backpack, but he's got everything memorized in that holiday toy catalog."

Museum of dog memorabilia

'What terrible pre-Christmas gift catalogue have you got hold of now?'

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

Library has a palindrome book section organized palindromically.

While you're down there, Hon, see if we got the Belle Boudoir catalog.

"Chapter One: Call me Scooter..."

"These are my leather-bound Hammacher Schlemmer catalogues."

"Ambitions... to do everything by the book"

"Since we live in the city, he likes to get on Google Earth and visit dog parks."

Gracie gets excited reading a toy catalogue when she realizes the CEO is a Latina.

'Whaddya mean, 'cat-sized'???'

'Oscaar? Where aaaare you? Portrait time!'

"I'm torn. Love the brand exposure, hate the objectification."

'Drop it. You're a watch dog. You're just here to watch.'

The Real Truth Why Adam and Eve Left the Garden of Eden

"It makes him look less menacing."

'Some achieve fame. I've achieved a stack of catalogs full of sticky notes.'

"Oh, how thoughtful! You brought the Sears catalog with you!"

Who wants to suggest our next book? This month is busy. Ditto. How about a poetry collection? Better yet?

"It's a cat calendar, so it may not be all that accurate."

Mail order shopping

"It' the dog."

"Master adores me and saves every dump..."

Father Christmas - "And finally thirty eight million Teddybears."