Collecting Consoles Gifts

'First Gold, then Frankinsence...That had better be an XBOX 360...'

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

Geeks and their dogs.

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

Old and new technologies

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

Not so much as a 'hello Tweety' since she got that games console!

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

"'Kill you..?' - of course not; I'm making my own Subbuteo game."

Gamers

'Hey Dad, how about a game of ispy?'

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

"I'm afraid he's got Jungsheimer's!"

Children of the Cornhole

"I'm going to name my new electronics brand 'New'."

"Of course we're still friends, but Eddie has the newest video game system....yours is three months old!"

Early Days In Birthday Game Invention. . .

My incredible dedicated pet monkey. You've waited in line for a week at Computer Villa. Computer Villa parking lot. Now I have my new Ybox game console. I am complete man. I am whole. The new Playstation comes out this fall. I am empty and wanting. Form a new line to the left!

I was expecting something a little more advanced

'I felt an overwhelming nostalgia for the old video games where you sit on your arse.'

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

'You can't tell a book by its cover, or a reading tablet by its high contrast, no-glare touch screen.'

'Colonel Mustard with his candlestick in the library.'

Fun and games with wires.

'He has so much stuff, toys and gadgets so now we punish him by sending him to our room.'

Something above the common