Board Game Collector Gifts

Murray wonders whether the thrill of his next move will be worth the inevitable end of household harmony.

Tape wins

'New Health Scabble' - No E's

The latest trend in firing people.

Barrel of Monkeys

0-D Chess

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Sweep the board.

'How about a game of cards?'

"The knights of the round accent table"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

scrabble love

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Tic-tac-toe

"If you don't stop saying 'This whole game is a charade!' we're going home."

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'